last night, governor christie announced mandatory water restrictions. no one is allowed to water their lawns, which seeing as how the lawns just received 18 feet of water, seems like a reasonable request. you're allowed to gym and tan, but no laundry until further notice. the power is still out for 4.5 million people. it might not come back until next weekend. and they say 20% of the cell towers in new york have been wiped out. which means people have been resorting to using these. i believe they are called pay phones. they are -- look at how filthy that is. i'd rather write a letter, to be honest. previouses to hurricane sandy, the only people using those were pimps. now a local pay phone company said since the power went out, they've seen a 2,500% increase in pay phone use. that is -- do you have any idea how hard it is to play draw something on a pay phone? there's also a severe gasoline shortage in new york and new jersey. 75% of the gas stations in the state of new jersey are closed right now. people are waiting in line for hours and the worst part